The Mid-Autumn Festival, also known as the Moon Festival, is a popular East Asian celebration of abundance and togetherness, dating back over 3,000 years to China's Zhou Dynasty. In  Singapore, it is also sometimes referred to as the Lantern Festival or Mooncake Festival.

Note: Like anyone cares about its history and yes i agree it brings about togetherness . A perfect day to stead and enjoy the beautiful view under the moon, with fabulous decorations , perfect lightings and beautiful sceneries already there for you  prepared by the singapore government. I mean face it, singaporeans ARE kia-su. No?
 

The Mid-Autumn Festival falls on the 15th day of the 8th lunar month of the Chinese calendar (usually around mid- or late-September in the Gregorian calendar), a date that parallels the Autumn Equinox of the solar calendar. This is the ideal time, when the moon is at its fullest and brightest, to celebrate the abundance of the summer's harvest. The traditional food of this festival is the mooncake, of which there are many different varieties. Often, mooncakes are eaten with tea.

Note: This is 2008 man, who eats mooncakes with tea. With the exception of our parents or grandparents maybe. People no longer drink chinese tea! We now have green tea, earl's grey, lavander tea, ect ect.  And traditional mooncakes? Snow skinned mooncakes? BORING. We rather have.....

EATABLE Mobile Phones! (Serious, i dont know why they call it EATABLE rather t han edible)

 

The Mid-Autumn Festival is one of the two most important holidays in the Chinese calendar (the other being the Chinese Lunar New Year), and is a legal holiday in several countries. Farmers celebrate the end of the summer harvesting season on this date. Traditionally, on this day, Chinese family members and friends will gather to admire the bright mid-autumn harvest moon, and eat moon cakes and pomeloes together. Accompanying the celebration, there are additional cultural or regional customs, such as:

• Eating moon cakes at home outside under the moon
• Putting pomelo rinds on one's head
• Burning up Carrying brightly lit lanterns
• Burning lanterns or whatever you can find incense in reverence to deities including Chang'e
• Planting candles into the soil Mid-Autumn trees
• Collecting dandelion leaves and distributing them evenly among people who are allergic to it family members
• Lighting lanterns on fire towers
• Fire Dragon Dances
• Repainting the ceilings of void-decks
• Listening to getai aunties babes singers
• Leave all the rubbish behind

 

Shops selling mooncakes, before the festival, often display discounts offers or promotions pictures of Chang'e floating to the moon.

 

Mooncakes are cool. But my dad actually spent S$xxxx.00 ON JUST MOONCAKES. I reacted, " DAD. HOW CAN YOU SPEND 4 DIGITS ON MOONCAKES. OMG. YOU FORGOT, YOU HAVE A SON WHO CAN MAKE MOONCAKES"

 

Dad immediately replied " Sure you can make mooncakes, but bloody hell are you a machine? " then he gave me that =[]= look.

 

 

Like this

 

 

I love my dad XD
 

BGM stands for boys girls mating Bio Geog Math

What a unsuitable perfect title



I've been experiencing these all the time a few times as i no effortly tried my best to slack study

Have you experienced it before? Kinda like, you promised yourself to do some work and you end up procrastinating to the very last minute

And by the time you get to it, you don't have enough time ,then start feeling depressed and stressed inside out
until you're not motivated to do anything but end up doing something else productive.

It happens to me all the time sometimes because i always use the computer unnecessarily.

Examinations had really, inflicted damage to my health , due to the staggering burden of stress i need to vanquish.
Examinations had also really deprived me of my time spent with my dear friends, i sincerely apologize.
note: this is just an excuse to gather sympathy from you guys! GIMME 2 DOLLARS PLEASE




Alright! More Nonsense Work of art, done by yours truly.



I'm warning you its not for the faint hearted
I again promise that these will wont kill you :)




During Biology Common Test
i was very distracted focused and had managed to finish the paper with a lot of blanks







A Boring Cool tittle to Kick start my craze Common Test



Question on Cells ( the most boring intriguting

Lesson one : Chemiosmosis is very boring important process in life. Hence the bloody long name.



Chemiosmosis is the diffusion of ions across a selectively-permeable membrane. More specifically, it relates to the generation of ATP by the movement of hydrogen ions across a membrane during cellular respiration.
Just another bloody damn 'cheem' ( means hard to understand. Not for NOOBS ) Term used to describe a cheem process that is very cheem to our minds.


If you were to ask  people who don't take biology. They prolly give CRAP constructive answers like these

Me: What is chemiosmosis?
Person 1: How to pronounce ARHhHh?
Person 2: I think its "see-me-orhs-Mole-sis!"
Person 1: Wah! SO CHEEM! SI MI OSMOSIS?  (note: si mi means WHAT?! in hokkien )
Me: your sister got mole?
Person 2: huh? What u toking

A bunch of retarded people intellects we are


see me orhs! Mole sis!



Questions on proteins. My utmost hate favorite

Lessons two : Proteins are made of Amino Acids.
                          Two of theses forms a Dipeptide Bond.


The dipeptide bond as boxed

While doing the questions on protein. I was feeling very hungry and had dizzy spells. *excuse excuse *
Actually i was feeling bored during the exams.

If the following existed. Proteins will indeed become my utmost favorite chapter.



...










The diPEPSI bond.

A perfect substitute for amino acid
Pepsi contains ACID. And tastes like a base ( i think )
JUST IMAGINE IT IS.





Can you guess what the following is?
Take some time
It took me sometime to come up with this question for  you guys because my IQ is 11 only
Guessed it?


What is this? scroll down for answer
















ANSWER: An Amino Acid. Why ? Read it this way.
                     AM  in  O  - Acid ( acid group)



Drinking pepsi wont help you for exams. U know why ?
It contains carbonate acid which will reduce you oxygen level ultimately





Because Pepsinogen.  Pepsi no Gen ( Gen means information)

Yes, pepsi is sad.

Lets all go buy coke Lets go support pepsi =)





Questions on Carbohydrates
Lesson three:  Carbohydrates are important in life. It makes you fat gives you the required energy you need for daily activities




The carbohydrate chain i drew somewhere

Oh wait, it looked... very familiar leh...





Hmm..


Alfonse Elric







Questions on photosynthesis
Lesson Four:  Photosynthesis is very productive. Requires light. Produces ATP and glucose


Theres this saying. the more u say it, the more they do it oppositely.


Unproductive. Uses ATP. Glucose over dose results in madness. And produces light.
Photo - synthesis. (Photo - making)



Questions on Respiration.

Lesson five : Respiration is a pain in the ass to study very interesting.
                       It allows us to develop brain cancer deep understanding of our human system




To study respiration. It is important to study the process of respiration.
Part of the process is the very imporant...

KREB CYCLE.

It is shown as following.



The Kreb Cycle


The usual me begun to feel hungry as i study again
An unfortunate event occured , I was running low on energy and i must be excused to eat immediately.

I was low on energy... i've begun to Hallucinate ....... oh no .........








...















The CRAB cycle


Isn't that how you are suppose to kill a crab ?
If it was female how would it feel  O_O


I'm craving for chili crab.


Then during lectures, as i was indifferent about respiration and was so damn sleepy for no reason Feeling very tired and restless, due to my efforts at burning midnight oil to prepare for my Biology Common test, i could not focus even when i tried my best to listen to my Bio tutor 's lecture on RESPIRATION, I'm very sorry for that Ms.Goh. I was actually up all night chatting on MSN.



For that reason, Ms.Goh issued me a warning because i slept in a lecture class again she felt that i needed it for the best of my welfare.


Ms.Goh : James~ Do you know, the theory of Biology says that if a James Eng were to sleep another time, James will  experience  competitive inhibition and ultimately stop respiration?

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CHEMISTRY! Chemistry is a subject that u must try. Thats why the subject is spelled as Chem Is Try.


Chemistry was never the same when Miss Xu took over the lectures
She took us for Organic Chemistry

A rather dry topic... but Miss Xu really made the lesson VERY intriguing, and thus had brought glee laughters to the lecture hall.

Miss Xu's style of teaching is very different. She's not only an Anime know-it-all, a very hip and hop teacher, she also share the same kinda 'ability' as me. That is,,, LAMELESS!!

" If you don't want to these hormones because it makes you think of the other party so much, simple! Just don't fall in love! " Quote by Miss Xu

"Wow! so we have high ability students! Thats fantastic! " Miss Xu - because we understood her lame joke

" Interesting right?! I'll tell you more about it later! Keep you all in SUSPENSE. MWAHAHAHA" Miss Xu


She had MANY words of wisdom ! SO i decided to play along being lame WISE as well ! When i noticed new word being taught....

I felt so ever bored in spired.



This is Non super-imposable mirror images


Guy standing in front of a mirror
Quote: SUPER! I'm Posable
Original supposed quote: Non Super Imposable mirror images.


Then I got more lame Inspired. I drew a comic thats gotta do with. Combustion of organic molecules. Gotta thank kris wilson xD








It goes like this


Hey there little guy!!






Wheee! Look! You're flying like a plane! Wooooosh! Now you're soaring and swishing through the clouds!






BOOM! Uh Ho!! The over heated engine had exploded! Your defective latching mechanism on the cargo door is causing it to fail in flight, resulting in decompression and loss of all  hydraulic control.







KABOOOOOOOM!!!!





*starts to bleed profusely*






Wheee-oo-wheee-oo!!
I'm the AMBULANCE!


Some more LAME stuff.

If you cant decipher what this is. Pull the sides of your eyes /  Squint yr eyes.


What is it? Take some time to THINK! Its very simple i guess? My IQ level is 11 211 Okay! Thats why i can think well!



I saw these at the school canteen. Walking.


Give up? Scroll down for answers!!













...









Three blind mice. Because they don't have "i" ( Eyes)



=D

You all HATE love me do you? Guys?
*people like u all starts gorging out my eyes*







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Geography. 企鹅会飞 (Chinese words: penguins can fly)

WARNING
RATING: M18


Yeah...
While i was trying to draw some pervertic stuff jot down valuable information to make my own notes.
this person by the name of BEN*****. (You must be proud. Im naming you here. Making you famous)

He was ****ing poking me throughout the whole entire geog lecture.
Very painful leh *sobs* Ben*****.... how can you... *sobs*

OK WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING OK! He just POKED (normally) me! MANY TIMES!
Is it so fun to poke me? Just what are you doing! Trying to get/feel the orgasm  is it? You like orgasm?!
It gives you joy and pleasure to poke me is it? Ok, fine lor.




Note: He was poking my shoulders la =x


So yah, i was furious, I needed to do something nasty to him but yet i forgave him.


I drew this portrait just for Ben*****


Quote: I am gay! Get it?!
That is Ben*****. I cute-tify him by 99999999999.9999%

Note: No, whatever i drew /talk about above is not true ok :) Any information here about Ben***** is untrue.
Ben***** dont get offended! hahaha its a joke! i swear! =)

P.S : Name is edited to protect that person ~_~



Light IS the true gay.




I drew this while i was looking at the damn hot person look at the geography lecturer conducting lessons.



Picture of a boy/girl/transversite. I don't know la.



Not bad right? I never look at the drawing when i drew hor! Mwahaha! im so skillful!!




Talking so much about.... Poking.... Something happened to me.. *sob*
I feel like killing this thing... *sobs...whines....whimper...depressed*

He came into my room one night....
explored my body...
licked...sucked...
swallowed and had his fill...
when he was satisfied , he left me... hurt... and emotionally disturbed....
i was hurt really badly... its...




Still.........








Very..........










....





ITCHY LA

DAMN YOU MOSQUITO



P.S: I killed the mosquito =) Using damn deadly poison gas to suffocate the mosquito. Then pull out it's 'needle-mouth' and wings.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I got very tired of geography... So..
I swore to ....exercise... i must exercise....



Dad: Where you going?!
Me: 'Jogging'
Dad: Jogging? Go die where since when you jog.





Ends up......










Jogging Geoging. *wind swoosh pass*
*Feeling depressed*



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MATH!    Math Abusive To Heath

So the solution to do


Burn your maths notes and do the chicken emo dance
*maths notes burning in flames*




Sometimes maths really.... affects me sexually because it turns me off mentally. I'll Kill everyone go crazy when i see equations.

Sometimes i will mutate because of the radiation emitted by the aura of math lose my cool when difficult math question occurs. It understandable



Mutated into something like the guy from "DRAGON BALL Z"
Me keeping my cool
*At question 1*




I got really bored during math lecture. Then i started drawing. An attempt at drawing girls Because ryan was horny but it always look like a guy. Because i only look at guys



Stop drawing guys with long hair naked! I DEMAND FOR CLOTHES
*nose bleed and drooling*



Math tutorial was very boring stimulating. It makes your brain so freaking exhausted work to it's maximum capacity and therefore learn a lot. But, I was feeling very tired due to the insufficient sleep i had because i was watching some VIDEOS the night before .

Mdm Goh said this to me



James. Don't you dare yawn in class. Its Very RUDE.




But i was indifferent tried my best to not yawn. And i kena PWNED by Mdm Goh.













The Alter Ego of Mdm Goh
Fire Blast And Dragon tail attack



*bleeding and dead* Mdm Goh walks off after her job was done



Ryan asked me to draw a danjo version of him. I complained that he already looked like that NATURALLY


Ryan's face is already like that in real life. Waste my time drawing.



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ALL THIS BLOGGING IS ACTUALLY MAKING ME HUNGRY!! RAWRSS!!!

Hahaha! I'm so TOUCHED
Because...
MY YOUNGER BROTHER ACTUALLY BOUGHT ME POTATO TAPIOCA CHIPS!
YAYS!! For the FIRST time in my life he actually bought for me something!!
* Pretend to be  very touched and crying like mad *



SEE!!






The tapioca chips have no idea what i have installed for it. MWAHAHAHA
As soon as i touched it, it could feel... the evil aura in me.
IT DECIDED TO RUN FOR IT'S LIFE AND SCREAAAAAAAM FOR HELP!!



Tapioca chips: HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! SOMEONE!!




Knowing there are no ways to escape, or are there people around to hep it, it had decided to fight back at me. And used its very powerful SOLAR BEAM at me.


SWHOOP DA WHOOOP!! POWER UP!!



I felt it was annoying, so i froze it inside my freezer. No sunlight = no photosynthesis = no solar beam = DIE.


Since i couldn't eat it yet, i decided to cook something for myself. Using the very LIMITED ingredients that i have.*excuses excuses* But not bad already ok!! hahahaha! I cook very well. So its no challenge to me! =D i think.



Stir fried vegetables. Freshly grilled and steamed mushrooms with pan fried xiao bai cai sauteed in orange with glaric cream brown sauce




Instant noodles Al dente Golden yellow egg noodles mixed in home made sweet sesame seed sauce and tossed in olive oil.


CONCLUSION: Food with long names is ALWAYS high class. Sound high class. But i beg to differ on the 
                             taste. So to make food high class, give it long names.


I know. The noodles looked damn boring ok. Can u like IMAGINE. use your BRAIN for once.

I NEVER Always use my brain ok!  After using my brain this is what i got.


MAY I PRESENT TO YOU.
THE ULTIMATE HIGH CLASSFOOD.







Al dente Golden yellow egg noodles mixed in home made sweet sesame seed sauce and tossed in olive oil. Topped with live caught and fresh salmon , sweet prawn boiled in white wine, dandelion watercress salad tossed in premium high class white wine olive oil and restaurant's secret salad sauce,freshly picked heavenly shitake mushroom and smooth baby cherry tomatoes , secret sushis , tempura drunken king prawns with homemade mayonaise and finally topped up with graded kelps. (high class seaweed leh!)




WARNING
M18 CONTENT






And u know what i always feel? I'm eating cheese fries now la, but ... the stuff on it.. specially the white stuff on it... it looked like cum mayonaise! It tastes so special! Really! very different from the one we usually eat what. Right? *raises eye brow*



Cheese fries with cum mayonaise and cheese. Sprinkled with spring onions. ( do they only grow in spring?)



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TOTALLY RANDOM STUFF.


MY HAIR WAS SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE THIS OK!!
JUST BECAUSE MY HAIR ISN'T LONG ENOUGH


SO NICE RIGHT? I LOVE HIM MAN!!! Im refering to the guy Hair, ok?
HAHA

As promised, here are the pictures of my doodles work of math.

Doing math can be really tough, and sometimes a pain in the ass enjoyable

Why is it a pain in the ass enjoyable?

Look at the pictures, i am sure promise it wont kill you







text: After 1 hour of no effort intense thinking







Guy: It looks Alien
Alien : I agree. What IS that hideous thing







Obvious







Text: I hate graphing techniques
Note: Those two dots are nipples nostrils not eyes.






what i will be doing after 2hrs 30mins of dreaming intense thinking
using brick to flatten my hand so that i can
 use it as an excuse for not being able to do math exams
punish myself for my very fast  slow thinking



I got hungry, and i need food
So i decided to steal hunt for it
Domokun: RAWWRR!! ( mine )


end of MATH very boring entertaining right?
anyways I enjoyed SLACKING Studying!
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You know? My wisdom tooth has already begun to grow.
Very stupid wise of it to grow after 16 years

IMAGINATION:

Maybe wisdom tooth have to train inside their world of tooth, in order climb out of the gum, into the surface.
And apparently, mine is so stupid wise, that it only took 16 years to climb out!!
Because usually wisdom tooth take at least 20 years to train and learn how to climb out!!

My wisdom tooths must be really happy, finally getting to breath my bad breath fresh air
Only to realize that the evil devil angel in me have decided to help aid these wisdom tooths in their climb out of the gum.
:D yah, lucky wisdom tooths! im gonna spend hundreds of bucks to help them get out. See how much i despise respect you !!
Indeed STUPID wisdom tooths!



wisdom tooth: I CAME TO TERRORIZE
Yeah, i'm on panadol over doze

My mouth so so kissable beautiful no? :)

Because of you , i suffered enjoyed eating so much


Look i ate spagetti ! and i Seriously DIED didn't die!


note: i requested them to chop my spagetti up into small little pieces


SEE i didn't die *in denial*


So after that, i went for my haircut.

I felt very crazy, out of my mind  inspired
I decided to try something... new.. and refreshing...
Something i havent tried before....

YES, BANGS!



A picture before i cut my hair
i know i look very Dashing tired


after 45mins later.....





Me + new hair
Very nice right? And u know im talking about my scarf, right? :D




An almost full body shot of my very sexy body
I am so sexy vain





When i look at my hair...... It looked very... familiar .... something like.. i've seen it somewhere before...
i wonder what is it.... *intense thinking*
....





hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Hello Guys! =D

This is my new place for me to bitch talk about my life!

Today i went out to slack STUDY at a cafe

As i was too busy stoning away concentrating on my studies, i stupidly forgot to ask for my ice-cream i decided to to give up the ice cream that was included in my set meal.

I left the cafe at about 11.30? i think

Math test is coming and im totally indifferent confident about it.

Description about how confident i was:

Binomial question : cannot solve  ( because i burnt my notes because i accidentally lost my notes on it )

Trigonometry : never  no time to attempt

Functions : took me 1hr + to do one of the questions ( Zheng hua gave me the wrong information ~_~ made me stuck la)
*notes* F(x) G(x) GF(x) ?! Oh gawd. There was one that was GF(x^3) which also = GF( x x x )  ~___~ looks kinda wrong but.
GAHHH I HATE G(x) F(x) GF(x)

Graphing techniques: Ok confident! i hope
*notes* i was so fascinated disturbed by the graphs la. There was one that shaped like a penis. SERIOUS

Partial Fractions: Oh i love this one. Im partially sure about it.

I do have photos of my Math work, but i'll post'em later xD
Haven't got time to upload!

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xD just now i mentioned to Twin about my classmates. like How UN-PHOTOGENIC they are ~_~

I'll just summarize this issue with a picture alright?
They're like........













this..





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RANDOMNESS



Oh gawd, i just saw the geographic map of the PEN island

~__~ now i know why i got it's name



The PEN ISland

Ok la, time to sleeep

I'll update again toddles!